Funny Terms

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Medical Terms

Artery Study of Paintings
Bacteria The back door of a cafeteria
Barium What doctors do when a patient dies

Bowel A letter like A, E, I, O, or U
Caesarian Section A neighborhood in Rome
Cat Scan Searching for kitty

Cauterize Make eye contact with her
Dilate To live long
Enema Not a friend

Fester Quicker
Hangnail Coat hook
Impotent Distinguished, well known

Labor Pain Getting hurt at work
Nitrates Cheaper than day rates
Node Was aware of

Outpatient A person who fainted
Pap Smear A fatherhood test
Pelvis A cousin to Elvis

Postoperative A letter carrier
Rectum Dang near killed 'em
Seizure A Roman emperor

Terminal Illness Getting sick at the airport
Tumor More than one
Urine Opposite of "you're out"

Varicose Nearby
Vein Conceited